Our Lady of Zero Effs religious votive


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Our guiding light and patron saint, Our Lady raises a middle finger to all oppressors. Wears jeans. Glows with inner fire. Looks good in yellow boots. Smites evil-doers.
Our Lady of Zero F*cks is that bright light in the darkness that you need to get through the next stretch, which includes such exciting events as the '24 election, supply chain nightmares, climate change, COVID, etc. Our Lady of Zero Effs prayer candle to light your way, waving her Righteous Finger of No Effs Left. 

Unscented wax is enclosed in a tall glass jar and designed to burn continuously
over long periods of time, up to 80 hours depending upon burning conditions. 
Assortment Details: 8-in. Blue Glass Jar Candles
Colors: Blue
Material: Glass, Wax
Height: 8 in.
Burn Time: 80 Hours [Feisty note: unlikely to burn for 80 hrs according to
reviews, but who could possibly waste this majesty on a flame?!]


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